Paco

Chapter 1: Beginnings
Late one bright spring day The dwarf Waffles only 14 years old was frolicking through the Forrest of Dread near his home mine Iron Hollow. he always wondered why people called it the Forrest of Dread seeing as how all throughout the year everything's in bloom and its a very bright and colorful place. A particularly purple squirrel jumped up on Waffles shoulder. Waffles pat at his head gently and then fed him a nut. The squirrel began to nibble friendlily at Waffles ear. waffles held an open palm to his shoulder and the squirrel jumped merrily upon it. waffles looked straight into the purple squirrels fiery eyes. Waffles then noticed to scars on the squirrels back.
"wow buddy those look like they must of hurt, huh."
the squirrel nodded angrily and small amounts of smoke puffed from his nostrils.
"Would you like me to take care of ya little buddy?"
the squirrel nodded and his tail began to flap up and down.
"Well then I think i get to name you. hmm. how bout I name you 'Skewerewl'!"
And so our protagonist Waffles continued his frolicking and left for home with his new companion. Two years passed of joyfulness in the life of Waffles however 23 miles eastward trouble was brewing. The evil kingdom of Eddie, or as he prefers to be called Ed, is marching his troops rounding up all the dwarfs and sending them to camps for "the protection of the people! For too long these Dwarfs have been properly pricing their ores and causing public orderliness!" his wig now began to retreat from his head, "Our dewingment of dragons project is going excellently. we predict that within 3 seasons all the dragons in the land will be reduced to nothing more than fire breathing rodents!"
All the lords of the land allowed Ed to take their land writing him off as cute and harmless.
However the Gallant Kingdom of Anslem knew better. Anslem dragged all the beggars and lower class peasants off the street and into armor and shoved them onto his borders while he tried to rally other kingdoms to join him.
Anslem failed and now 2 years after Eds rise to power we focus once again upon Waffles and Skewerewl. it was a particularly sunny Autumn day as Waffles bent himself to enter his mother, Nalrurs, cave. Immediately Waffles knew that something was horribly wrong because of 3 reasons. First being a bookcase that was laying face first on the ground. second being the lack of the smell of fresh pancakes that his mother5 likes to keep flowing throughout the house and third his mothers still body lying on the center of the house. This troubled waffles immensely seeing as how he quite liked his mother and would prefer her not to die. so he crouched swiftly to her body and turned her over to see that she had quite a few painful looking stab wounds in her chest and a note stuffed in her beard.
you are next boy. don't leave there we will be back soon...
-Deepest Regards Captain Samwell of the Kingdom of Ed
Waffles suddenly realized he was having a fairly bad day. he decided then that he didn't want to die so he kissed his mother grabbed his fathers armor and his dagger and made it all fit him. then he grabbed a picture of his parents packed some food and clean underwear. he was crouching his way to the door when it slid open to reveal 3 armored men all armed.
"You there! have you seen a dwarf round these parts?" questioned the one who appeared most decorated.
"ummm me sir?" replied waffles.
all three men began to giggle. "seriously though have you?" managed the one who spoke before.
"just me sir."
the giggles died and the three of them looked at each other. "Sir, how tall are you?"
"I'm a healthy 15 feet, sir."
"Do you have your certificate of identification, sir?"
"yes sir, right here." Waffles pulled a note from his bag and casually noticed Skewerel hiding at the depths of it and handed the parchment to the nearest guard.
all three guards cluttered together and read it. finally one said "he must be lyin' about his height, captain!"
the captain said "Right then. Lying to public officials. that's a capital crime that."
"an instantly servant one too!"
"Right you are corporal!" replied the captain.
"shall we?"
"ye-" the corporal was cut off by a swirl of fire rather suddenly engulfing his body and sending him running out the door. waffles looked around and noticed smoke coming from his pouch but before he could further investigate the captain charged at waffles. in a panic waffles grabbed his mother and hurriedly pushed the captain to the groud running over his body.
Waffles emerged looking over the cliff to see a small fire at the base below. he began to jog his way down the path in the mountain to the base. in 15 minutes he was at the base and with a sharp u-turn to the left he was in his family's graveyard. he hurriedly dug up his fathers grave and gently put his mother to rest next to him. He kicked and smoothed the dirt over the grave and began to run to Ari. instead he fell forward with his eyes closed.